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Anybody see the Florida-Georgia game yesterday?  And if you did, did you happen to notice the uniforms?  Those things screamed, "I take a shower with 30 other guys everyday . . . and I like it."

Did you know: If you catch your wife cheating on you (and by catch i mean, well, you know...), and go into a rage and kill her lover, then that is considered a complete defense and you will be judged "not guilty." And if you accidentally kill your wife while trying to kill the dude, you get off.  And in Georgia, you can kill the guy beforehand to prevent him having an affair with your wife.  All of these are justifiable homicides.  God bless America.  And don't cheat with somebody else's wife.

For the record, that last hurricane was gay.  We got like 30 minutes of rain, and that's it.  Didn't even get out of class for it.  I mean, whats the point of a hurricane if you don't even get out of school?

So Florida is about to get hit by a Category 8 hurricane.  That is gonna suck.

Sittin up at Levin High, and I got nothin better to do so I think I'll update...This is good, listen to the drama I got myself into: So next month Levin High is havin this party/dance/social event called "Champagne and Jazz" Yah much fun, huh...definately something I would not normally go to. Except I was talkin to this chick the other day (no names in this story) and I sorta mentioned it and before I knew what I had done I had said "you should come with me" or something dumb to that effect. No response though I don't think. So later that night Chick #2 heard about the crazy law school party and was like "OOOOH I wanna go" So me forgetting that I'd already sorta invited another chick was like "Yea Ok lots of fun." So chick #2 buys a plane ticket to Gainesville for that weekend. In the meantime I remember about chick #1 and am like "crap i suck what have i done?" Chick #1 and #2 are really good friends, so Chick #1 cal...

So when I got here, I really was gonna try to cheer for UF.  I mean, not like for State, but I could see myself sorta liking Florida. Right? No. Wrong.  Let me list the reasons UF fans suck and have forced me not to like them. 1.  I saw this dude wearing a shirt that said "Gainesvegas" Not cool. Its Starkvegas, punk. 2.Everybody that goes here is from south florida.  That means they are rich, know it, and think it makes them better than you.  3.Lots of alcohol, profanity, and sleazy women. Especially on gameday.  Some would say that's a plus about the school.  I don't know, just not into that.  4.  The BCM has to give out warnings to its students in its section to not cuss and make fools of themselves.  When the christian groups have to do this, you know somethings wrong. 5.  The complete arrogance and jerkiness of every fan.  All of 'em.  You can't get away from it. Even at church.  Even when the football team got th...